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Bacon Tree
Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Norwe... read more
Talking Frog
There was a 73 year old man who loves to fish.He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,"Pick me up." He looked around and co... read more
Why English Teachers Retire Early
Purported actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays .1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently comp... read more
Pedro
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he sai... read more
Misc. Thoughts
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me t... read more
Trip To The Pharmacy
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady ... read more
Words Of Wisdom
I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from ... read more
Honeymoon
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and W... read more
